if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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