We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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