hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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