is your mom at the bar?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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