just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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