it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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