Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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