Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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