i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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