she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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