At least make sure they are 18
Why
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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