: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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