I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize