I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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