where does the pee come out of this thing
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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