I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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