i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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