Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You're completely useless in the revolution.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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