Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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