I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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