Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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