So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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