i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think I died a long time ago.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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