No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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