he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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