Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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