They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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