This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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