let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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