i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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