i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
then he tried to convert me to islam
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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