My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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