I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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