Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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