school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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