hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
