please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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