put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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