all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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