Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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