She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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