Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
