I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I cockslap morals
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
