Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
is that a dick in a sweater?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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