you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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