apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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