It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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