Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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