Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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