The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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