I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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