Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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