I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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