Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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