He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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