connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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