He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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