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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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